Tuesday, October 04, 2011

He's on a roll...

Me: Eat your rice and beans Chris.
Chris: I don't like rice and beans
Me: What? How can you not like rice and beans? You're a bad Hispanic Chris. That's like an Italian not liking pasta or a Chinese person not liking rice.
Chris: That's just how I roll.

"Mom, I looked both ways before crossing the street... because I like being alive"

Me: Your cousin's name is Annette
Chris: Annette? That's not a name! That's something you catch fish with.

Me: Chris, you're putting your pants on backwards.
Chris: Don't judge me.

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