Monday, November 28, 2011

This kid is out of hand...

Me: Chris...Chris...CHRISTIAN!
C: What?
Me: Why don't you answer me?
C: Because my name is Christian, not Chris.

Me: Christian (sounded like Chrischian)
C: My name is Chris-T-ian, there is no CH in the middle.

C: Can I see that New Kids on the Block Picture? (I get it and hand it to him) They don't look cool.
Me: Why not? They're cool.
C: Which one sings?
Me: They all do
C: Nobody PLAYS anything?

Me: Hey Chris, we're making Christmas cookies!
C: How delightful! (not sarcastic, but funny choice of words).

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