Monday, June 27, 2011

The apple doesn't roll far from his brother

And now, a quote from Jordan because he doesn't want to be left out:

Christian was sitting in my mom's house playing with some empty plates and cups. Jordan sat some distance away deliberately watching him. My mom noticed the scenario, so she watched Jordan to see what he would do. Jordan watched intently as Christian pretended to eat from the plate and say "mm, this is good". Jordan kept watching as Christian drank the non-existent liquid from his cup and declared how delicious it was. Finally after watching the charade long enough, Jordan said in a low voice..."you need food stupid".

Christian didn't hear him, but my mom had to hold her laughter. Fortunately I wasn't there or I would have scolded him, but I don't know if I would have been able to, because sometimes, you just gotta laugh.

He's only two and already following in Christian's footsteps.

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Conversations with Christian

I haven't posted any Christian sound bites in a while. I've been saving these two gems to post here. Enjoy... and um, don't pick your nose, it could be deadly.

Me: Christian, what's your favorite vegetable?
C: Chicken
Me: That's not a vegetable.
C: It is to me.

Me: OMG look at this giant booger that came out of Jordan's nose.
Christian: That's not giant.
Me: Yeah it is.
C: No, THIS (holds hands out wide) is a giant booger.
Me: Yes, but people don't generally have boogers that size
C: My last parents did
Me: Your last parents? What happened to them? Did they get killed by a giant booger?
C: Yes, they died. They were old.
Me: Wow, how did you manage to outlive them?
C: They were 100 years old.
Me: What were their names?
C: Amanda
Me: and the Dad?
C: Rush
Me: Amanda and Rush...nice.

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