He sent Bubbles the Chimp to get it...
Overheard at my house:
The Scene:
Christian standing on my bed, using his bath towel as a cape, zorro style.
I'm sitting on the bed, changing Jordan's diaper when I realized I forgot to bring the Butt Paste from the kids' bedroom.
Me: Chris, can you get me some butt paste please?
Christian: No (swinging his cape around).
Me: No? Why not?
Christian: because I'm Michael Jackson; Michael Jackson doesn't get butt paste.
The Scene:
Christian standing on my bed, using his bath towel as a cape, zorro style.
I'm sitting on the bed, changing Jordan's diaper when I realized I forgot to bring the Butt Paste from the kids' bedroom.
Me: Chris, can you get me some butt paste please?
Christian: No (swinging his cape around).
Me: No? Why not?
Christian: because I'm Michael Jackson; Michael Jackson doesn't get butt paste.